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Craig: It’s beautiful, isn’t it? It’s one of the most romantic spots on Earth. You know, it’s kind of interesting because we’re here, and you know… my wife isn’t here. And Dax is not here. But we are, you know. And that’s romantic.
Craig: …Would you, uh, do my ass too?

ilovekristenbell: In the honor of Kristen Bell’s 31th birthday I thought I would make something special for you. I created a quiz to test you how much you know Kristen :) Among the questions there are some really easy, and some though ones. Well, you can google them any time, but without google it’s so much more fun, you know :) So how many questions can you answer? You can send me the answers or just reblog. If you can answer all of the questions your prize will be, well… anything you could ask for.  You can request me anything Kristen related, and I hope I can do it. Have fun, and happy birthday to Kristen! Where did Kristen born? michigan When she was 4 she wanted to change her name to what? smurfette lolz In which video game did she appear? assassin’s creed Which university did she graduated from? she didn’t - she left tisch at nyu before graduation to be on broadway Kristen Bell did a campaign for Obama in 2008 with a fellow actress, who was she? rashida jones She played two different characters with a same name. Which was it? gracie How many Cosmopolitan covers did she have? About who did Kristen say the following: “I want to hate her more than anything. We all do. But I read a bunch of her interview quotes and she’s witty and smart and carefree. I thoguht ‘This is the kind of girl I’d love to be friends with’” megan fox They often reference to Kristen’s home with a funny nickname. What is it called? hotel bell She helped two women giving birth when she was abroad. In which country? kenya? When did she have her first kiss?  Since when is she a vegetarian? since childhood About who did Kristen said the following? “I don’t have a problem with him, he’s just too pretty. I love him, but when he was cast I said to the producers.. I mean, in movie making history the girl is supposed to be the pretty one, why would you take that away from me? That’s not fair. And they said ‘oh no, we’ll ugly him down, he won’t be as pretty’ and they didn’t, because it’s not possible. I mean, have you seen him, he has eyes that just…” josh duhamel! When she was 11, in her first theatre production she portrayed a fruit. Which one was it? What’s her favorite swearword? She checked in to the hotel when shooting in Alaska with a different name. What was her alias? holly frobisher lolz Which brand is she the new face of? neutrogena How many times did she appear on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson? 16 In which Veronica Mars episode did she think that Veronica looked like Manila Whore Barbie? ruskie business. How does she call her right eye? wonky eye!

ilovekristenbell:

In the honor of Kristen Bell’s 31th birthday I thought I would make something special for you. I created a quiz to test you how much you know Kristen :) Among the questions there are some really easy, and some though ones. Well, you can google them any time, but without google it’s so much more fun, you know :) So how many questions can you answer? You can send me the answers or just reblog. If you can answer all of the questions your prize will be, well… anything you could ask for.  You can request me anything Kristen related, and I hope I can do it. Have fun, and happy birthday to Kristen!

  1. Where did Kristen born? michigan
  2. When she was 4 she wanted to change her name to what? smurfette lolz
  3. In which video game did she appear? assassin’s creed
  4. Which university did she graduated from? she didn’t - she left tisch at nyu before graduation to be on broadway
  5. Kristen Bell did a campaign for Obama in 2008 with a fellow actress, who was she? rashida jones
  6. She played two different characters with a same name. Which was it? gracie
  7. How many Cosmopolitan covers did she have?
  8. About who did Kristen say the following: “I want to hate her more than anything. We all do. But I read a bunch of her interview quotes and she’s witty and smart and carefree. I thoguht ‘This is the kind of girl I’d love to be friends with’” megan fox
  9. They often reference to Kristen’s home with a funny nickname. What is it called? hotel bell
  10. She helped two women giving birth when she was abroad. In which country? kenya?
  11. When did she have her first kiss? 
  12. Since when is she a vegetarian? since childhood
  13. About who did Kristen said the following? “I don’t have a problem with him, he’s just too pretty. I love him, but when he was cast I said to the producers.. I mean, in movie making history the girl is supposed to be the pretty one, why would you take that away from me? That’s not fair. And they said ‘oh no, we’ll ugly him down, he won’t be as pretty’ and they didn’t, because it’s not possible. I mean, have you seen him, he has eyes that just…” josh duhamel!
  14. When she was 11, in her first theatre production she portrayed a fruit. Which one was it?
  15. What’s her favorite swearword?
  16. She checked in to the hotel when shooting in Alaska with a different name. What was her alias? holly frobisher lolz
  17. Which brand is she the new face of? neutrogena
  18. How many times did she appear on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson? 16
  19. In which Veronica Mars episode did she think that Veronica looked like Manila Whore Barbie? ruskie business.
  20. How does she call her right eye? wonky eye!

(Source: ilovekristenbell)

Kristen Bell | Burlesque UK Premiere

Kristen Bell | Burlesque UK Premiere

stillafireinme: Ten reasons why I love Kristen Bell - 10: She wanted to change her name to Smurfette and be Aladdin “I really wanted to be Aladdin when I was growing up. I thought for a while I wanted to be a Disney princess but then I saw ‘Aladdin’ and there was no turning back. I just thought he was the coolest dude … I was a big fan of ‘The Snorks.’ I did really like ‘The Smurfs’ as well and at a point I was about 4 years old and I tried to change my name to Smurfette. I really did. It’s like a funny joke in my family.” Do I even have to explain why I love her for this? I mean, who else does something like that? That’s right, basically no one. I mean, she wanted to be Aladdin. That’s just rad! 

stillafireinme:

Ten reasons why I love Kristen Bell - 10: She wanted to change her name to Smurfette and be Aladdin

“I really wanted to be Aladdin when I was growing up. I thought for a while I wanted to be a Disney princess but then I saw ‘Aladdin’ and there was no turning back. I just thought he was the coolest dude … I was a big fan of ‘The Snorks.’ I did really like ‘The Smurfs’ as well and at a point I was about 4 years old and I tried to change my name to Smurfette. I really did. It’s like a funny joke in my family.”

Do I even have to explain why I love her for this? I mean, who else does something like that? That’s right, basically no one. I mean, she wanted to be Aladdin. That’s just rad! 


“i hated being “kristen anne” growing up. and when i was about four i decided i really wanted to be called “smurfette.” and so i told my whole family, “i will now be known as smurfette. i’m not gonna answer to anything else.” and i was obsessed with the smurfs. and so for a while, i didn’t answer to anything but smurfette; and i started getting in trouble because you have to come when your parents call you. and they said, “we can’t do that. we cannot call you smurfette.” and so then i said, “okay. call me matthew.” that was my second choice. i really wanted to be called matthew, because i had a cousin born matthew, and i named all my dolls boys’ names. but then, finally my parents said, “we’re not going to call you matthew.” so i switched to annie, because the movie was popular, and it was a fun nickname. and i was called annie until i was sixteen. so, a lot of my friends and family still call me annie. and then, when i switched school districts when i was sixteen and they called roll call and they said, “kris” and i didn’t raise my hand ‘cause i wasn’t as familiar. and then, when i realized it was me, obviously with the “bell,” i didn’t choose to tell them my nickname was annie. and so half my friends and family call me annie, and half call me kristen. you guys can still call me smurfette if you want to.”

“i hated being “kristen anne” growing up. and when i was about four i decided i really wanted to be called “smurfette.” and so i told my whole family, “i will now be known as smurfette. i’m not gonna answer to anything else.” and i was obsessed with the smurfs. and so for a while, i didn’t answer to anything but smurfette; and i started getting in trouble because you have to come when your parents call you. and they said, “we can’t do that. we cannot call you smurfette.” and so then i said, “okay. call me matthew.” that was my second choice. i really wanted to be called matthew, because i had a cousin born matthew, and i named all my dolls boys’ names. but then, finally my parents said, “we’re not going to call you matthew.” so i switched to annie, because the movie was popular, and it was a fun nickname. and i was called annie until i was sixteen. so, a lot of my friends and family still call me annie. and then, when i switched school districts when i was sixteen and they called roll call and they said, “kris” and i didn’t raise my hand ‘cause i wasn’t as familiar. and then, when i realized it was me, obviously with the “bell,” i didn’t choose to tell them my nickname was annie. and so half my friends and family call me annie, and half call me kristen. you guys can still call me smurfette if you want to.”

accio-sully: TOP 10 LADIES | 07. Kristen Bell

accio-sully:

TOP 10 LADIES | 07. Kristen Bell

(Source: echofades)

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