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9 Ended/Canceled shows - Gilmore Girls Hey, you know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world. I mean think about it, you never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.

9 Ended/Canceled shows - Gilmore Girls

Hey, you know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world. I mean think about it, you never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.

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TEN DAYS OF TV - 10 favorite ended/canceled shows Gilmore Girls (7/10)

TEN DAYS OF TV - 10 favorite ended/canceled shows

Gilmore Girls (7/10)

gilmored: when Lorelai & Luke find Kirk in the garage.

gilmored:

when Lorelai & Luke find Kirk in the garage.

bokayjunkie: RORY: When did we get an alarm? LORELAI: Well, apparently, Kirk…RORY: Oh, no.LORELAI: has recently joined the Stars Hollow Security Company.RORY: Oh no.LORELAI: And apparently, now that I’m the pretty spinster living all alone, he’s concerned for my safety.RORY: Did he tell you all this?LORELAI: Do you think I labeled myself the pretty spinster? Gilmore Girls 4x04 Chicken or Beef

bokayjunkie:

RORY: When did we get an alarm?
LORELAI: Well, apparently, Kirk…
RORY: Oh, no.
LORELAI: has recently joined the Stars Hollow Security Company.
RORY: Oh no.
LORELAI: And apparently, now that I’m the pretty spinster living all alone, he’s concerned for my safety.
RORY: Did he tell you all this?
LORELAI: Do you think I labeled myself the pretty spinster?

Gilmore Girls 4x04 Chicken or Beef

fuckyeahtvpicspam: LORELAI: Who is this?EMILY: This is you in 20 years! “Who is this?” I swear!LORELAI: Mom, calm down.EMILY: He’ll be here in one hour, and I have no idea what to wear. You’ve got to come right now.LORELAI: Who’ll be there in one hour — Dad?EMILY: Simon McLane.LORELAI: Who is Simon McLane?EMILY: He’s my date.LORELAI: What?!EMILY: I have no idea what to put on, I’m in a blind panic, and it’s all your fault!LORELAI: How is it my fault?EMILY: Because I used your line, and it worked!LORELAI: What line?EMILY: “Hello.”LORELAI: “Hello” is not my line. “Hello” is not a line. “Hello” is hello.EMILY: Well, all I know is I “helloed” him today, and now he’s taking me to dinner.LORELAI: Uh, Mom…EMILY: If you don’t get over here right now, I’m going to book a D.A.R. function at the Dragonfly every single weekend from now until I die! Gilmore Girls 5.09 - “Emily Says Hello” (via sibylleshacklebolt)

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

LORELAI: Who is this?
EMILY: This is you in 20 years! “Who is this?” I swear!
LORELAI: Mom, calm down.
EMILY: He’ll be here in one hour, and I have no idea what to wear. You’ve got to come right now.
LORELAI: Who’ll be there in one hour — Dad?
EMILY: Simon McLane.
LORELAI: Who is Simon McLane?
EMILY: He’s my date.
LORELAI: What?!
EMILY: I have no idea what to put on, I’m in a blind panic, and it’s all your fault!
LORELAI: How is it my fault?
EMILY: Because I used your line, and it worked!
LORELAI: What line?
EMILY: “Hello.”
LORELAI: “Hello” is not my line. “Hello” is not a line. “Hello” is hello.
EMILY: Well, all I know is I “helloed” him today, and now he’s taking me to dinner.
LORELAI: Uh, Mom…
EMILY: If you don’t get over here right now, I’m going to book a D.A.R. function at the Dragonfly every single weekend from now until I die!

Gilmore Girls 5.09 - “Emily Says Hello”

(via sibylleshacklebolt)

lgraham: FAVORITE LORELAI GILMORE QUOTE [1/4] asked by bioninithis is my favorite lorelai gilmore is hilarious quote. the other three are lorelai gets serious quote. i just can’t leave this particular one out. it really shows what it would be like to be lorelai. which i love. LORELAI: Because my brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. “I’m writing a letter. I can’t write a letter. “Why can’t I write a letter? I’m wearing a green dress. “I wish I was wearing my blue dress. “My blue dress is at the cleaners. “‘The Germans wore gray. You wore blue. ”Casablanca’. “‘Casablanca’ is such a good movie. “‘Casablanca.’ The white house. Bush. “Why don’t I drive a hybrid car? I should drive a hybrid car. “I should really take my bicycle to work. “Bicycle. Unicycle. Unitard. Hockey puck. Rattlesnake. Monkey, monkey, underpants.”            GILMORE GIRLS | 7.11 | SANTA’S SECRET STUFF

lgraham:

FAVORITE LORELAI GILMORE QUOTE [1/4] asked by bionini
this is my favorite lorelai gilmore is hilarious quote. the other three are lorelai gets serious quote. i just can’t leave this particular one out. it really shows what it would be like to be lorelai. which i love.

LORELAI: Because my brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. “I’m writing a letter. I can’t write a letter. “Why can’t I write a letter? I’m wearing a green dress. “I wish I was wearing my blue dress. “My blue dress is at the cleaners. “‘The Germans wore gray. You wore blue. ”Casablanca’. “‘Casablanca’ is such a good movie. “‘Casablanca.’ The white house. Bush. “Why don’t I drive a hybrid car? I should drive a hybrid car. “I should really take my bicycle to work. “Bicycle. Unicycle. Unitard. Hockey puck. Rattlesnake. Monkey, monkey, underpants.”
            GILMORE GIRLS | 7.11 | SANTA’S SECRET STUFF
Gilmore Girls. Where do I even begin with you? You changed my life. That’s for certain. You helped me grow up and you helped me find myself and you were the reason I entered into the fandom world in the first place. I will always love you, even if you made me so mad I could hit someone. I will never forget tuesday nights at 8:00, for seven years, sitting on my couch listening to your fast talking wit and amazing pop culture reference. I’ll never forget the true love that can be found in Luke and Lorelai and the amazing relationship of Rory and Lorelai. And I’ll never ever forget Lorelai Gilmore. The woman I someday hope to be. The amazing creature that changed my life and made me want to be a better person. I’ll never forget you Gilmore Girls. Thank you for everything that you are and everything you chose to be. Whether I was fighting with you, crying with you, or laughing with you, you will always be amazing. Where you lead, I will follow. Forever. Happy Birthday, Little Girl. this is my life.

Gilmore Girls. Where do I even begin with you? You changed my life. That’s for certain. You helped me grow up and you helped me find myself and you were the reason I entered into the fandom world in the first place. I will always love you, even if you made me so mad I could hit someone. I will never forget tuesday nights at 8:00, for seven years, sitting on my couch listening to your fast talking wit and amazing pop culture reference. I’ll never forget the true love that can be found in Luke and Lorelai and the amazing relationship of Rory and Lorelai. And I’ll never ever forget Lorelai Gilmore. The woman I someday hope to be. The amazing creature that changed my life and made me want to be a better person. I’ll never forget you Gilmore Girls. Thank you for everything that you are and everything you chose to be. Whether I was fighting with you, crying with you, or laughing with you, you will always be amazing. Where you lead, I will follow. Forever. Happy Birthday, Little Girl.

this is my life.

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