girls are crazy about unicorns, dad!

my name is maura. i'm a misanthrope, a masochist, and a marshmallow. i love all things kristen bell, criminal minds, veronica mars, gilmore girls, andy samberg, harry potter, law and order: svu, chris evans, craig ferguson, and betty white. i also like thunderstorms, sparkling apple cider, christmas, daydreaming, being alone, making lists, climbing things, being nostalgic, feeling productive, singing loudly, driving with all the windows down, and flannel.
maura, how are you so fine, and how exactly do you blow my mind?
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jennacapri:

Monica: It’s this dumb thing that Ross made up cause he was trying to fool our parents. It’s a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it.

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she makes me happy

vicki: why are you waking up that early?

me: i have a national honor society meeting at 7. sucks.

vicki: right see you there. oh wait…missed that boat.

me: it’s cool i’ll toss you a life jacket

vicki: comical.

me: come aboard, sailor.

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