girls are crazy about unicorns, dad!

my name is maura. i'm a misanthrope, a masochist, and a marshmallow. i love all things kristen bell, criminal minds, veronica mars, gilmore girls, andy samberg, harry potter, law and order: svu, chris evans, craig ferguson, and betty white. i also like thunderstorms, sparkling apple cider, christmas, daydreaming, being alone, making lists, climbing things, being nostalgic, feeling productive, singing loudly, driving with all the windows down, and flannel.
maura, how are you so fine, and how exactly do you blow my mind?
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jennacapri:

Monica: It’s this dumb thing that Ross made up cause he was trying to fool our parents. It’s a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it.

(Source: needglam)

massachusettsthings: submitted by: http://laterallyspeaking.tumblr.com/ welcome to college.

massachusettsthings:

submitted by: http://laterallyspeaking.tumblr.com/

welcome to college.

lovequotesrus: Photo Courtesy: assortedshizz

lovequotesrus:

Photo Courtesy: assortedshizz

9 Ended/Canceled shows - Gilmore Girls Hey, you know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world. I mean think about it, you never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.

9 Ended/Canceled shows - Gilmore Girls

Hey, you know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world. I mean think about it, you never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.

(Source: stormborrn)

Craig: It’s beautiful, isn’t it? It’s one of the most romantic spots on Earth. You know, it’s kind of interesting because we’re here, and you know… my wife isn’t here. And Dax is not here. But we are, you know. And that’s romantic.
Craig: …Would you, uh, do my ass too?

“ Curiosity killed the cat,” Fesgao remarked, his dark eyes unreadable.
Aly rolled her eyes. Why did everyone say that to her? “People always forget
the rest of the saying,” she complained. “‘And satisfaction brought it back. ”

Tamora Pierce (Trickster’s Choice)

(Source: justbesplendid)

mustardandmayo:  omgggggggggggggg

mustardandmayo:

 omgggggggggggggg

ilovekristenbell: Kristen Bell (with Bradley Cooper) → The Hangover premiere. 06/02/2009

ilovekristenbell:

Kristen Bell (with Bradley Cooper) → The Hangover premiere. 06/02/2009

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